Tonight’s Northern Premier League East division match at home to Dunston has been postponed due to the weather.
A new date will be announced in due course – tickets will be valid for the rearranged fixture, or you can contact us for a refund.
Our next scheduled match is away at Hallam on Sat 22 November 2025.
**Update**
Stan vs Dunston has been rescheduled to Tuesday 16 December, with a kick-off at 19:45.
We are delighted to confirm our next instalment of the popular Heaton Stan Comedy Night will take place on Thursday 18 December 2025 and tickets are now on sale!
The line up features:
MC David Hadingham
David Hadingham is a seasoned comedian known for his sharp wit and hilarious insights into everyday life. With a career spanning several decades, Hadingham has established himself as a stalwart in the world of stand-up comedy. His unique style combines clever wordplay, observational humour, and a touch of self-deprecation, creating a comedic experience that resonates with audiences of all backgrounds. Whether he’s poking fun at the quirks of human behaviour or sharing personal anecdotes, David Hadingham’s performances are a rollercoaster of laughter that leave audiences in stitches. His charismatic stage presence and impeccable timing have earned him a great reputation in the UK.
Mike Milligan
Mike has a wealth of experience on both the national and international comedy circuits, delivering his delightfully sharp observations and quick wit to audiences from South Shields to Singapore. Equally at home at regular comedy nights, after dinner speaking, and more recently kids comedy clubs.
A teacher in a previous existence, Mike Milligan knows all about dealing with fractious audiences and keeping them amused, having honed his unique interactive skills in the classrooms of the north-east.
Mikey Milligan
At just 19 years old, Mikey Milligan is already making a serious impact on the UK comedy scene. His sharp, original material shines with wit, honesty, and a brilliantly distinctive neurodivergent autistic perspective.
Blending surreal observations, flawless timing, and unique humour, Mikey brings a fresh and fearless voice to the stage — tackling everything from social awkwardness to Catholic school flashbacks ..
Seymour Mace
Seymour Mace is a British comedian and actor, best known for playing Steve in the BBC sitcom Ideal between 2005-2010. Seymour is now unable to walk down the street without being recognised by the nation’s stoners.
He crackles with childish energy, getting caught in flights of fancy and going off on strange tangents, but never loses sight of the gag.
Intelligent, hysterical, scattergun alternative comedy (OnTheMic.co.uk). An anarchic barrage of ideas and a true delight (Entertainment-Now.com).
Zoe
Zoe is a dog obsessed eccentric outsider with unusual social skills and a fresh take on life. An immersive comedy experience, one which will have you laughing to the point of being unattractive. Prepare yourselves!
“One of those wonderfully esoteric comedians with natural funny bones. She had the room spellbound and in gales of laughter. Zoe’s a fully-formed character.” Chortle
*NOTE: Acts are subject to change – this sometimes happens for reasons outside of our control. We however promise to replace them with someone else who is canny.*
Heaton Stannington are delighted to announce the 28 day loan signing of midfielder Ryan Chater.
The 18-year-old signed his first professional deal with Morpeth Town in the summer after spending two years in their academy, and has gone on to make six starts and six substitute appearances this season.
Manager Dean Nicholson says:
“I’m excited to seeing Ryan in a Stan shirt. He’s already shown in training what quality he will bring. A young, energetic and tidy midfielder who will bring lots of quality.”
Heaton Stannington are sad to announce that defender Dan Groves has retired from professional football with immediate effect.
Dan joined the club from Hebburn Town, initially on loan in November 2024, making his debut in a 3-0 home win against Ossett United. He made a total of 17 starts and eight sub appearances in his first season, one of his those appearances from the bench coming in the Northumberland Senior Cup final at St. James’ Park, where he went on to score the winning penalty in the shoot-out against Morpeth Town.
He then joined the club permanently in the summer and made two starts and two substitute appearances this season, being forced off – in what would prove to be his final appearance for the club in the 2-0 FA Trophy win over Emley – with a broken collarbone.
Upon announcing his retirement, Dan had this to say:
“What a ride. It’s not the way I would have thought I would hang my boots up after all these years, but unfortunately I still haven’t recovered properly from my collarbone. Since coming to the Stan last season, I have loved every second. Everyone involved has been brilliant from minute one, and what we achieved last year was incredible, topping it off with a win at St. James’ Park. Thanks for everything, and I wish Heaton Stan nothing but success. Much love, Grovesy”
His manager Dean Nicholson has paid tribute to Dan as he hangs up his boots:
“I’m gutted for Dan. He’s been brilliant on and off the field for this club since he came in. He has driven standards so high in training and in games since his arrival, which turned a corner for us last season. I’m sure I join the whole of the Stan Army thanking Dan for his commitment, and that goal at St. James’ Park will never be forgotten. A great lad, a great player and he will be a huge miss.”
You can relive Dan’s Senior Cup winning penalty as part of our Heaton’s Heroes video:
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Our defence of the Newcastle Flooring Northumberland FA Senior Cup trophy will begin with a home game against Blyth Town.
As holders, following our dramatic win on penalties against Morpeth Town last season, we enter the competition at the Quarter Final stage.
The match at The Willow Park will be played on Tuesday 6th January 2026, kick off 7:45pm.
It’ll be the second time we’ve hosted Blyth Town this season, following the 2-2 draw played out in the league in August.
Heaton Stannington are delighted to announce the 28 day loan signing of JJ Chrisp.
The 22-year-old versatile midfielder joins from Dunston where he has made 10 appearances in all competitions this season.
Manager Dean Nicholson says:
“I’m really happy to add JJ in. His quality is brilliant and his attitude is top notch. He will add a lot to our dressing room and I’m excited to see what he brings to us.”
Stan Fan Monthly Draw
Drawn: 31st October 2025
Participants: 90
Prize Fund: £450
1st Prize £365: Number 80 Ben Milburn
2nd Prize £50: Number 13 Scott Lyndon
3rd Prize £25: Number 16 Glyn Clark
4th Prize £10: Number 88 Max Storey
Numbers were verified and drawn by Jacqui Harris.
Huge thank you to all participants as you are providing valuable funds to the club. If you want to join for future draws contact George Clark on Treasurerheatonstan@gmail.com
Entry is £10 per month, the more participants the higher the prize fund and the higher the prizes.
Next Draw will be Friday 28th November 2025 in the Clubhouse.
We’d like to say a huge thank you to the Management and first team players who have now joined the Stan Fan Draw and swelled the prize fund. Good luck to you all.
The next draw will take place on Friday 31 st October 2025, with the prize breakdown as follows:
90 participants. Prize fund £450
1st Prize £365 Number
2nd Prize £50 Number
3rd Prize £25 Number
4th Prize £10 Number
If you’d like to join for future draws contact George Clark on Treasurerheatonstan@gmail.com
Entry is £10 per month, the more participants the higher the prize fund and the higher the prizes.
The draw will be made in the clubhouse and results published on the website as soon as possible after the draw.
We are delighted to confirm that the Club, Manager Dean Nicholson and Assistant Manager Andy McBride have put pen to paper on contracts initially until the end of the 2026/27 season.
Dean and Andy joined the Club in pre-season of 2021, when we played in Northern League Division Two. Since then the team has reached many new heights – including two promotions and culminating in silverware following the Senior Cup win last season. Many records have been beaten, and beaten again during that time.
Joint Chairman, Scott Lyndon, said:
“Dean and Andy have transformed football at Heaton Stan since their arrival. They have consistently put together a team that are entertaining to watch and have delivered memory after memory.
It was an easy decision to offer them both a long term contract and I’m delighted they have accepted. I look forward to working with them as we put into action the next stages of our growth plans.”
Manager Nicholson has to say:
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I’m genuinely over the moon that the club have reached out and wanted me and Andy to commit our futures to the club.
It’s been an unbelievable journey for 5 years. Records galore and the position of the club right now puts into perspective the job that’s been done by everyone involved.
We are excited to see what the next 18 months brings, and I can’t wait for the Stan Army to enjoy the journey with us.”
Assistant Manager McBride added:
“I’m pleased to commit and be rewarded for the hard work and efforts, and to continue the journey here. It was a no brainer once Dean and I had been approached about doing so. It’s been a special journey so far, and we have achieved amazing thing. I’m ready to try to progress this club even further with the backing and support of the fans and club. Up the Stan!”
The duo will lead the Stan at Croft Park on Tuesday night as we take on neighbours Blyth Spartans in the league.
Stan Fan Monthly Draw
Drawn: 28th September 2025
Participants: 65
Prize Fund: £325
1st Prize £240: Number 33 Rebecca Critchley
2nd Prize £50: Number 10 David Bartley
3rd Prize £25: Number 21 Paul Borseberry
4th Prize £10: Number 53 Bill Colwill
Numbers were verified and drawn by Gordon Hart.
Thanks to all participants, if you want to join for future draws contact George Clark on Treasurerheatonstan@gmail.com
Entry is £10 per month, the more participants the higher the prize fund and the higher the prizes.
October draw will take place on Friday 31st October in the Clubhouse.
