Author: Scott Lyndon

Senior Cup Date

Our quarter final clash away to Blyth Town will take place on Tuesday 12 November 2024 with a 7:30pm kick off.

We hope the Stan Army can come along and give us your support. No coach seats needed!

Darlington 2-3 Heaton Stan – FA Youth Cup highlights

Heaton Stan Under 18s made history in emphatic style as they visited Darlington FC to face their Academy side in the 1st Qualifying Round of the FA Youth Cup.

Nervousness was out of the window in the first half as the Stan romped to a 3-0 lead at the break following a dominating 45 minutes of football. The Stan had to dig in in the second half as the hosts attempted to recover from the deficit and despite bagging two goals could not do enough.

Stan go through to the Second qualifying round, the draw takes place on Friday 20th Sept at 1pm.

Watch the highlights:

Capewell signs

We are delighted to confirm the signing of defender Dan Capewell from Consett.

Dan is an experienced defender and has been at Consett for two seasons & was at Dunston prior. Capewell won Players Player of the Season and Managers Player of the Season in 2023/24 and was appointed as Consett’s captain for the 2024/25 season prior to making the move to Grounsell Park.

Welcome to the Club, Dan! 

Heaton Stan Comedy Night – 26 September 2024

We are delighted to confirm our next instalment of the popular Heaton Stan Comedy Night will take place on Thursday 26 September 2024 and tickets are now on sale!

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Our four outstanding acts this time will be:

Scott Gibson

The Big, Bald, Bearded Glaswegian. A naturally skilful and riveting raconteur, Gibson mixes a conversational style with his own unique brand of dark humour, gloriously bad language and shrewd observations.

“Irvine Welsh meets Billy Connolly”

The Evening Standard

John Scott

John first hit the stage as a stand up back in 1999 at the Stand Comedy club in Edinburgh, after taking part in one of the venues comedy workshops. Just three months later he was asked to take part in his first Edinburgh festival run in the showcase Stand Up Scotland, a platform for the best new emerging talent from over the border.

He admits he does have a slightly risqué edge and will push boundaries when he feels the time is right. So far he’s never received a single complaint. Just the way his mum likes it.

“Among the top five comics emerging from Scotland today.”

The Observer

Cal Halbert

Impressionist, Comedian, Actor, Host and Voice Over Artist. Cal Halbert is also one half of ‘The Mimic Men’. The UK’s only impressionist double act! Performing on Britain’s Got Talent in 2016 and gaining four yeses accompanied by a standing ovation by the judges, audience and Ant and Dec.

“Brilliant- Some really original impressions in there,

some I’ve never seen be done before”

David Walliams

MC David Hadingham

David Hadingham is a seasoned comedian known for his sharp wit and hilarious insights into everyday life. With a career spanning several decades, Hadingham has established himself as a stalwart in the world of stand-up comedy. His unique style combines clever wordplay, observational humour, and a touch of self-deprecation, creating a comedic experience that resonates with audiences of all backgrounds. Whether he’s poking fun at the quirks of human behaviour or sharing personal anecdotes, David Hadingham’s performances are a rollercoaster of laughter that leave audiences in stitches. His charismatic stage presence and impeccable timing have earned him a great reputation in the Uk.

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FA Youth Cup Debut Confirmed

Heaton Stan will make a historic debut in the FA Youth Cup on Monday 2nd September, 2024, kicking off at 7pm. The Preliminary Round tie will be played at Grounsell Park and old friends Carlisle City will be the opponents.

Heaton Stan’s Under 18s will compete in the competition, making history for the Stan as we enter the competition for the first time.

We appeal to the Stan Army and local community to come to the game and support the next generation of footballers in the area. Entry is just £3 for adults, £2 for over 65s and Under 16s are free.

Hazlerigg Victory v Heaton Stan A

Photos from Stan A 5-2 win against Hazlerigg on the opening day of the Northern Alliance season, can be found below. On Sat 3rd August, Stan A made their debut in Division One against fellow promoted size Hazlerigg. Goals from Munir (2), Poole, Thompson and Robson.